All I gotta say is Jesus told you so.
Here’s one of those stories that make you feel bad for the person, laugh at the person, and then feel bad for laughing at the person.
Listen, there’s never a good reason to eat pet food. I don’t care if you think it’s going to taste good, or if you think it will help convince Fluffy to eat, or if there’s no real food left and your only choice is starving or pet food. Just don’t do it.